* You keep pointing at things and trying to move them with your mind
* You arrive at work and wonder in an offhand kind of way whether or not everyone can see your hair
* You’re disgruntled that your lover’s genitalia won’t talk to you
* You start referring to the neighbor’s children as “griefers”
* You show up to a party in a bathrobe and slippers, and remember only at the last moment that you don’t have your wardrobe with you
* When looking to see how much time is left on your parking meter, you try to alt-mouse it
* Your start referring to your body as “my avi”
* You buy six dresses and mentally tally the damage: “That couldn’t have been more than, what, eight dollars?”
* You keep going to casinos and sitting on chairs there in hopes someone will give you some money
* Your first instinct in a time of danger is to press ctrl-shift-h
* You begin to argue with the woman at the local tax office, pointing out heatedly that your house is less than 512 sq. m.
* You regularly refer to yourself in conversation with phrases like “Jill Smith laughs.”
* You have tried to mute your annoying coworker on three separate occasions
* More and more often, you find yourself wearing kitty ears and a moving tail to everyday functions.

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